How Many of These Poorly Translated Lyrics Can You Decipher?

Talaura Harms created this hilarious quiz for the Playbill readers:

We fed some well-known lyrics through an online translator, first from English to Japanese, then Japanese to Russian, and then Russian back to English. A rhyme scheme isn't the only thing that gets lost in translation.

Can you reconstruct any of these back to the originals? (click on the picture to open Playbill).